Posted: 2024-10-18 18:00:00

Escapees into the bush have included young men dodging conscription – there’s even a place in Southland known as Shirkers Bush – Robert Long who went “off-grid” before it was a thing, bringing up his family at the remote and inaccessible Gorge River on the South Island’s West Coast, and of course, the Canterbury Wizard.

Famous for his census dodging, the Wizard took a sailing boat 20 kilometres out to sea to ensure he was in international waters at the time of the 1981 census. That was the sea and not the bush, but it would be fair to say the sentiment was the same.

Not all bush-escapees attract or indeed deserve the admiration of a country of outdoors-lovers. Marokopa man Tom Phillips’ decision to disappear into the bush with his three young children and evade authorities for nearly two years is widely and rightly vilified.

The help he is believed to be receiving from others, along with the robberies he is thought to have perpetrated with the involvement of his children, have ensured he will not be remembered as a hero.

However, spending time in the bush with children will continue to be celebrated.

Many of the icons of New Zealand bush lore are criminal, such as sheep rustler James Mackenzie who gave the Mackenzie country its name and Tekapo its famous dog statue. The dog is said to immortalise all working dogs but for many it represents Mackenzie’s loyal dog Friday, who continued to drive flocks while his owner was incarcerated.

The famous dog statue in Tekapo, New Zealand.

The famous dog statue in Tekapo, New Zealand.Credit: Getty Images

The most famous bushman in modern times is now-deceased author Barry Crump, immortalised in Toyota Hilux ads as a laconic, laid-back bush basher. More recently he’s been described as a different kind of basher as well as sadistic, violent and cruel by many of his five wives and nine children.

It was Crump that gave us the modern bush-going heroes in Taika Waititi’s Hunt for the Wilderpeople, based on Crump’s 1986 book Wild Pork and Watercress. The movie tells the tale of wayward adolescent Ricky Baker and his reluctant caregiver Hector. Together, they evade authorities in the bush learning resilience, understanding and cementing their friendship in a shared love of adventure. The movie has become New Zealand’s biggest-ever home-made box office earner.

Going bush is such a part of the kiwi character that we do posh-bush too. You can spend thousands for a night at an exclusive hunting lodge with its pre-prepared prey and Michelin-starred chefs, or simply hang a humongous set of antlers above the fireplace in your wood and stone panelled lakeside dwelling.

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Even the Swanndri – once the preserve of farming and hunting types and exclusively producing the bush shirts, known as Swannis – has gone upmarket with a series of designer stores featuring expensive woollen dog jackets, tote bags, dresses and underwear.

Personally, I prefer the brands of old and still own a Swiss Army knife and a MagLite, which I once dropped into a Nepalese long drop. Such was its importance that a few locals got out the next day and removed stones from the walls of the toilet to rescue the torch from the poo and give it a thorough clean. My tramping partner and I were very grateful as it was the only torch we were carrying and there’s an understandable lack of street lights in the Himalayas. The knife was useful too, but I suspect I found greatest value in its corkscrew appendage.

My own experience of the great New Zealand bush will never be that of our nation’s heroes. It will inevitably involve more comfort, less altitude and zero weapons. But like all of those who spend time in our great Aotearoa backyard it will be enjoyed with a deep appreciation and respect for the peace and the challenges it holds.

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