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All the frocks, shocks and jocks as the AFL celebrates its best and fairest.
Well that's it from the red rug, thanks for joining Dusty and I amid the sea of baby bumps and 50 shades of pink. Read a wrap of all the fashion and fun here. I'm off to relax like I'm Trent Cotchin after being cleared by the MRP. See you next year!
Halloween has come early! Chelsea Hewson (partner of Essendon's Michael Hurley) has come as Sharon Stone circa Basic Instinct and looks cooler than a frozen ice pick.
Essendon's Joe Daniher and his partner Adelle Bougis, who looks like Belle from Beauty and The Beast after she ram-raided Gucci using Gaston's horse and cart.
In reality though this sparkly number is by Melbourne designer, Jason Grech.
If you're tuning into Channel 7's red carpet coverage you may recognise this bloke. He is former Carlton player, I'm A Celebrity contestant and the person who took and circulated nude photos of Lara Bingle, Brendan Fevola.
Still not ringing any bells?
Fev, a man who resembles a bloated Willie Mason, was also behind one of the Brownlow's less glamourous moments on The AFL's Footy Show a few years back.
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Jessie Murphy (wife of Carlton captain Marc Murphy) modelling the latest from Oglialoro Couture's shark net collection.
The usual J'Aton culprits like Rebecca Judd and Nadia Bartel are MIA tonight so Jordan Ablett (wife of Gary Ablett Jr.) is representing the Melbourne dress makers. Here she is ready for her close up in Crocodile Dundee: The Reboot.
3 votes: Dusty's Punt Road spray tanner.
Fun fact, the Brownlow favourite is wearing a suit from a joint called "Menzclub".
Dani Orlando (partner West Coast Eagles star Luke Shuey) has come as a risque rorschach test compiled by Perth designer Aelkemi.
Praying Ruby Keddie (partner of Giants player Callan Ward) does not "take a knee" in this Cappellazzo Couture number tonight.
Guest: Lauren Tscharke (partner of Carlton's Bryce Gibbs)
Dress: Oglialoro Couture
Leg: Angelina Jolie's
New mum Mardi Dangerfield doing it better than Gisele Bundchen in '13.
Ana Calle, wife of Sydney Swans star Josh Kennedy, is killing two birds with one fluffy Con Ilio designed stone while down in Melbourne.
First stop the Brownlow, tomorrow she's hot favourite to take out the blue ribbon in the Best In Show: Decorated Cake category at the Royal Melbourne Show.
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