Relenting to pressure, Larry agreed to takeaway, a rare treat. The kids picked the new burger place. He perused the online menu. “Twenty-three-dollar burgers? They’re kiddin’!”

He was about to rescind his offer when Jenny gave him a look. When the food arrived, his worst fears were realised. He shared his thoughts with the kids.

“Enjoying that $8 bite, Ben? Sloppy and bland, eh, Danni? As for the fries …”

“Larry, please,” said Jenny, but the kids pushed their food away and glowered. “Lost my appetite,” Ben said.